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little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between
(Source: solikeumyeah)
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
(Source: thebigcheeseuniverse)
Ricky Gervais ‘feels like an idiot’ for his Oklahoma tornado tweet (Found at Dangerous Minds; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/33735836449/religion-vs-science-ricky-gervais-keeps-score-on)
I literally said this this morning
Flagstaff has been perfect for cabs because you never go farther than 10 bucks. Unless you’re drunk Julie and assure them you’ll give them a twenty in the morning and they have your number so they call to collect.
(Source: an4-r1)
First time I’ve ever had a cracked screen. Thank God for an upgrade in August.
Trippay
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
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Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship:
Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
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My idea of a relationship:
You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
